Underground casinos (gaming halls) - empty cash desks and greedy scripts

ABOUT THE UNDERGROUND HALLS

These are NOT Kosmolot's halls. There's a catch with that definition. There used to be the NLU (National Lottery of Ukraine) – everyone remembers its evolution from paper-reel slot machines to the "Golden Cup"... Then they rebranded and became Kosmolot. Meanwhile, the central company SOLD THE BRAND – providing only the sign and helping install the software – under a franchise. No one cared what the sole proprietor was doing on-site under their sign, what their operating rules were, or what other software was installed on their computers. Kosmolot granted the RIGHT TO WORK (PERMISSION), when everything else went underground.

Essentially, KOSMOLOT tweaked the Champion client by adding the "State Lottery" splash screen, but in reality, it's the same CHAMPION CASINO client software as any other. You can enter receipts on your phone and play. Plus, they put Superomatic and Simple side by side, just like everywhere else. )))) And they called themselves KOSMOLOT.

Moreover, when the court banned all gambling = everything fell apart. Almost all the kosmolot gyms (the small ones) have closed, and only the big guys, who have connections with the big shots, are left to work under a black flag (naturally, all that's left of the franchise are tattered posters on the walls ))) Now "kosmolot" are those who are alive from the past and have protection in Kyiv... We have a "kosmolot" gym next to us = they CALL THEMSELVES THAT... it changed owners four times... Now the management is from Zaporizhzhia, the protection is in Kyiv (because local raids take them out twice a year for the record) and supposedly a couple of top managers sit in Kyiv.... and they say that they have several gyms across Ukraine... === but this is nonsense from provincials for spoiled city dwellers... === PRIMITIVE MANAGEMENT and below average management of the gym... however, they give people free juice and a can of beer for a deposit of 500 UAH. ))))

Oh yeah, the Simple company (or rather, what's left of it = a woman with dopey eyes and a nerdy programmer) installed their latest program on two computers (where they added 100 old games from hacked NETENT and MICROGAMING) and are running a promotion like "a million for luck" ))))

This is where the "connection" of ANY underground hall with KOSMOLOT ends, before it even begins... It could very well be that the company's collapsed apparatus continues to spin somewhere, somehow, UNDER A BLACK FLAG... They had a lot of experience, some connections with deputies, cops, prosecutors partially remained ==== and they call THEMSELVES "Kosmolot"

The real COSMOLOT = 10 pirate websites (with the same design and branding) that have been operating ILLEGALLY online for all these years. And then COSMOLOT.UA = the only OFFICIAL resource that received a license. And now the cops are accusing them of TAX EVASION + illegal use of a LICENSE to operate a bunch of their old ILLEGAL ONLINE CASINOS (these idiots left them running = they're always short of money). This is where the legal battles and problems with payment systems come from... It's only because one of the beneficiaries is the owner of MONOBANK that they're still somehow able to move money around with bank cards... They recently added CRYPTO, but it turns out that 99% of their users are so dumb that they don't know how and don't want to deal with these difficulties = Kosmolot removed cryptocurrency from the checkout methods... plus they removed transaction history, plus their payment gateway .CC is infected with some kind of malware (phishing for personal data and passwords? We'll find out later), but then again, 99% of their users don't install AVAST on their devices )))) === It's all complete nonsense

Igorka in Ukraine is a bucket of shit... the only cool company was PARIMATCH, and that bastard Arakhamia ate that because they didn't let him bring the Russian 1XBet (which had been underground his whole life) to Ukraine and refused to pay for the SBU's protection...

Don't worry, anything that draws beyond your lines = ignore it... you press start, the bet goes to the server, MONEY comes from the server... your picture is drawn based on it. If the server returns zero, then the client also draws ZERO = everything beyond that is either broken or a psychological scam.

260 invested))) I have weeks without any bonus rounds at all = playing for 4.50 is one thing, for 45 another, for 450 a third... Always understand who is the sucker-donor in the room))))

Earth's UNDERGROUND casinos are dying remnants. Life is draining from them irrevocably. Players leave for various reasons (the economy, war, migration, old age, the convenience of online). The owners who remain are the most hardcore = those same managers from the 90s, when earthly casinos glittered on every corner... and the most resourceful = those who know how to extract PROFIT from a casino even where there shouldn't be any due to empty turnover...

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I've written many times that with each passing month/quarter, it's getting harder to play. Because the room is lacking fresh blood, the same ten cripples are always playing, and we're all playing with our own money, especially in a situation where the OWNER TIGHTENS the slot machine payouts to zero...

EMPTY HALL + EMPTY BOX OFFICE

This is an indicator that there's nothing to be gained in such a place... If there's no cash in the register, there's no turnover and nothing to distribute. In earthly stables, everything is built on stock market mathematics. I'm fed up with the situation where, in an empty room, you have to throw 10-20 thousand hryvnias into the void at first, and only then does it begin to move... That's why I'm now practicing

a) I find out IMMEDIATELY how much money they have = I play with the budget amount = half of the cash register up to the point of "TAKEN THE ENTIRE CASH REGISTER".
b) Receipts (profit above cash) = I enter the game "from free", the goal is to withdraw the tail for +10 thousand UAH and only then leave with a receipt.

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First hall
Bang, the Champion gave a 7,700 bonus on my first check of 2,000 (double)... minus the double, they pay 6,700. Minus my initial 1,000 = +5,700 profit. And it all happened literally 15 minutes after the start (secret weapon I sat down in the gym next to a wanker who complained that he'd been sitting there all morning and couldn't catch anything)...
I put 1700 on the hardware... bam! 4000 for rent, but they only bring 3500 (!!!) = like the cash desk is full

KEY POINT OF THE SCRIPT
No money in the register? = Go to hell!

I take what they give me, the rest is 500 UAH. I bet in one move on the roulette = on the numbers that the girls said... if it had come up (a bet concentration of 3-4 numbers is the output of W for 2000), they received part of the profit LIKE TEA, and if it didn’t come up = IT’S THEIR OWN FAULT, let them sit without tea... if it didn’t come up... bye

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Second hall

- Hello, I will put checks for HALF the amount of money in your cash register!
- What?!
- Well, how much money do you have? Divide it by 2 and I'll write a check for that amount.
- How so?!
.... after 7 minutes of explanation =
- So we don't have any money. (Then comes some indistinct muttering that they recently filmed some warriors of light, whom no one has seen or knows)
- Let's go to hell ))) Goodbye.