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Casino stories: real life and fantasy

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1 week 2 days ago - 1 week 2 days ago
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A game of blackjack is in progress. A player with thirteen points in his hand bets the dealer whether he should tip at the casino:
- When I get bad cards, it is not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer has nothing to do with it. So why should I tip him?
— When you dine, do you tip the waiter? Yes? But he only serves you food. And I serve you cards, so I deserve a tip, just like the waiter!
- Okay, but the waiter gives me what I order. Give me an eight!
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The husband is going to the casino. The wife is angry:
- You'll squander all your money again and get drunk like a pig - I know your casino!
At three o'clock in the morning the doorbell rings. The wife opens it. The drunk husband:
- Well, what! Did you jinx it?
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About sports betting (sports betting)

The inability to wager large sums of money is a death sentence for professional gamblers. “I work on very thin margins, just like any professional sports bettor,” says Bill Krackomberger, creator of the gaming app KrackWins and the star of the Showtime action documentary series. “For every $100 that goes out of the account, we’re very happy to get $102 or $101 back. I know that sounds crazy. But I have to be able to wager five and six figures on the weekends to make a living.”
That's the state of affairs at the moment. If the gaming industry does not change its direction, then most likely there will be no place for professional players in sports. There will be only bookmakers and amateur losing players.
"It just feels like an un-American way for a company to say, 'Come on, try us, we're here to play,' and then when you do, they say, 'No, you're too smart, we want people who don't know what they're doing,'" says Captain Jack. "It's not fair. We're being encouraged to get under the chainsaw.
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Spanky graduated with a degree in computer science and immediately went to work for Deutsche Bank. He was making decent money, but he still spent a lot of time betting on sports. He read books on handicapping and betting systems. He looked everywhere for patterns and tricks. In the 1990s, sports betting had moved online, and underground bookmakers had moved to the Caribbean to run their betting businesses away from the reach of U.S. law enforcement. As Spanky browsed one sports betting website after another, it dawned on him that he could use his programming skills to beat the bookies. He could do the same thing that financial banks did to gain an edge in sports betting. Sitting at a pizza parlor watching a basketball game, he pitched the idea to his then-girlfriend. She just shrugged. “Do whatever you want,” she said. She knew her boyfriend liked puzzles and games. She didn't yet understand how much this would consume him.
Spanky approached a colleague he respected and pitched an idea he had for writing code that could determine the meaning of positive expectation in sports betting markets. The two wrote code that scanned over 80 different online sportsbook sites to find “middles,” or opportunities to price lines that were different across different sportsbook sites. For example, their program would find a line on a football game at one sportsbook site, say Steelers +4.5, and find a different line on the same game at another sportsbook site, say Steelers +2.5. They would then bet on the Steelers at one site and against the Steelers at the other. They would typically win one bet and lose the other, and only lose the “vig,” or percentage built into the bet as a commission to the bookmaker, usually around 10%. If the games fell between the two lines, such as the Steelers losing by three points, then both bets would win.
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They got their program up and running, and during their lunch breaks at Deutsche Bank, they would walk to a Western Union office to wire money to offshore bookmakers, betting about $2,000 a game. Bet after bet, Spanky and his colleague kept losing money, never hitting the middle. Spanky says that when they finally won $4,000, they started jumping up and down and dancing in the office. Then they won more, and more, and more. They did this for two years, without withdrawing a penny from their online accounts. Spanky says that the first time they wanted to cash out, a bookmaker suggested they hand over the money in person on the streets of Manhattan, rather than through the bank. A stranger then handed them a bag of cash. They ran back to Deutsche Bank, hid in a restroom, and counted the contents of the bag. It was $40,000. They had never seen so much money in their lives. It wasn't just numbers on a screen anymore. It was real money. I wonder how much more they could make this way? The bank they worked for was doing essentially the same thing, only in the financial markets, and as a result, their bosses were getting rich just for the hell of it. Could sports betting make them rich?
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Re: Casino stories: real life and fantasy

4 days 20 hours ago - 4 days 20 hours ago
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Nobody dragged you by the hand into the casino, you watch because you are interested, watching any streams is a way to the train station and the trash heap, since streams are the most effective advertising for the casino, and therefore a pain in the ass for the players.

If there were no Ludozhop, TTR and Vitus - there would be others. There is a market for the need for gambling, and now in streams, if there is demand, there will be supply. If people like to watch the stupidest streams, instead of doing something useful and spending energy and resources on it - then why blame others for their problems?

Who the f@ck, instead of watching a stream, went for an evening jog, read a smart book or article, decided to do something for work or spent time with family? Almost no one, everyone fucking likes to turn on a stream - get a beer and get stuck, and then, hooked on it like a hero, make a casino deposit.

About cartoons. Vitus and Ludozhop - play for their money, maybe they are given some bonuses and gifts by the casino, but it is always real money. There is actually another joke. Streamers who initially played for candy wrappers, gradually got hooked on the casino and then spent their real money (not on streams). I can't name names, but sometimes it was funny to watch players who streamed for candy wrappers, and then played for their own money in my casino, making deposits there 10 times smaller than on streams.

The essence of the game is that if you watch streams, you will play yourself. As I wrote above, this is the most effective advertising.

Any blog, any picture or bonus offer is advertising, but of course not like streams.

In essence, all the gambling content you see is advertising. It's just that one is honest, another is not so, the third is a pure scam - but the goal is the same, it is earnings on casino affiliates, this point must be clearly understood.

There are a bunch of sites where authors write useless crap, why do you think they do it? Are they bored? Yeah, that's crap - it's all done to make money on traffic. Another thing is to create interesting content - you need to know the subject and be a player yourself, but that's already competition.

Streams are the pinnacle of advertising in this regard.
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