Casino stories: real life and fantasy

Jokk Ma wrote: the tips for his waitress and head waiter totaled $1 million.

I work as a waiter in a casino. They don't use cash here. Yesterday a man won a large sum of money and left a tip of 100 thousand rubles in chips. It's a shame, but I had to give it all to the general bill. In the end, we divided everything up, and I got 10 thousand.

It's not known how much tea the girl got in her hands.

Billionaire Kerry Parker, while in Las Vegas, decided to stop by a casino and play baccarat and blackjack out of curiosity.
That evening he won between $20 million and $40 million (the exact figure is unknown, since there were several wins).
Kerry started throwing money around in casinos, for example,
the tips from the waitress and the head waiter amounted to $1 million.

Gosha Zemlyankin

In gambling, sometimes it seems like everything is going smoothly, and only with time do you realize that it was Vaseline!

Y_M_Y
Hello Yura, how did you get into the top 1 in the slot race ttrkazino?

MacTepTpynoB
I played the last two streams with Gellemar's money (owner of Slotum CAsino). That's how I got to the top of both TTR and Surf
The price of the issue is only 4 bitcoins)

TTR
Awesome +5k from Gellemar and also drained 350k rubles into TTR cashbox) Mt is my favorite streamer :redlol:
Ask there, does Gellemar want to have lunch some more?

KakTakblyat

The thing is that I am a poker player, I have been playing poker for about 10 years, at that time I played on Redstar, Fonbet, Cakepoker, etc., I lost a lot of money, in cash Omaha, MTT, etc., I was thinking about what to do.. where can I earn money? after all, it doesn't work at all in poker, and I didn't want to work in parallel with my studies... I went on YouTube and watched some curly-haired guy streaming a casino... I went to his stream only because I liked him visually -) and as you all understood, it turned out to be Tyrych -) he was sitting playing his favorite game SpaceWars, and when some coincidence came up, he yelled WELL COME ON COME ON, I didn't understand why he was yelling so loudly)) and I thought that he was just crazy, but the content itself became interesting to me... I remember he got a skid on orange symbols, someone calls them aliens, someone calls them taxi drivers.. and he withdrew a ton of money...

Well, I thought... maybe I should try it too? Throw in a thousand? Anyway, I threw in a thousand and went to SpaceWars because I didn't understand other slots, and I thought it would be hard to catch a bonus) and catching freaks on reels 1-2-3 in SpaceWars seemed easier to me -) . I remember it like it was yesterday.. I'm spinning these freaks.. and I get crystals for 20 rubles, I start screaming like TTR and quickly and loudly shouting throughout the apartment MOM come here I caught crystals)) at that moment I thought.. that if you catch crystals, then this is a no-lose crap and will pile up 100%, well, by the way, that's what happened, they put something like X800 in crystals for me... I put the money on withdrawal and went to smoke on the balcony, I remember it like it was yesterday, that conversation with my mother on the balcony, supposedly mom, can you imagine.. if it weren't for that curly-haired guy, I would never have won so much money.. After all, I had never heard of a casino.. and this was my first deposit... She was like, well yeah.. Fate As soon as I finished smoking, I went to the computer - the money was already in my wallet..
Then I started jumping around my hall, happy that it wasn't a scam and they were making money... From that couple on, SpaceWars became my favorite slot

Rusla

I'm turning 18 and I'm going to Helsinki to see the city, buy groceries and play offline poker, in short, I arrived at my hostel during the day, dropped off my things, walked around the center and headed to the main casino near the train station, registered, and the first thing I did was look around the establishment and, horror of horrors, when I approached the "poker zone" it turned out that no one gives a damn about poker in the casino, only my name was on the scoreboard after pre-registration for about 40 minutes, I was fed up and decided to sit down at the Game of Thrones machine, which I immediately noticed when I was looking around the room, it was a 2.5 meter monster, three screens, with a huge mega-super bonus prize of €115,000, this machine made crazy sounds after you pressed it, the volume could be adjusted, I naturally turned it up to maximum. The minimum bet was 0.75, but if you spin starting from 1 euro, then you turn on "drakaris" - the heart-rending roar of dragons, the cries of Daenerys, who never gave it to me) as a result, my roof was torn off, I had no idea that I was subject to gambling to such a degree, poker tilt, poker putty is bullshit compared to what I experienced at that machine, as Mark Renton said: "Imagine your strongest orgasm, so heroin is 1000 times cooler." As a result, I got completely dirty, and returned from Finland with a bare ass, but with an "awesome experience."